Hello, my name is Rose, and I am an April Fool.

So April first eh.

I feel like April fools day is probably the meanest day ever.

Being a pretty gullible person and all.

I fall for all sorts of lame jokes.

Like the time I really thought half the staff of my jr. high school were quitting, I shouted hallelujah all day with a big smile on my face until I realized it was an April fools joke.

Or the time my friend told me she crashed the car during drivers ed and I believed her.

Or the time my friend told me she was pregnant and I totally thought she was.

Or the time, well you get the point.

Although only one of those incidents was an actual April Fools day joke, but still.

The point is, I am not a big April Fools fan.

Not because I am no fun and can't take a joke, but because it takes me forever to figure out if someone is being serious or not.

It has become very frustrating.

So to those of you who enjoy it, Happy April Fools day.

To those of you who don't enjoy it, stay home, lock the doors, and stay off of facebook.

Just think how many April Fools jokes you'll miss out on.

That is my plan anyway.