While watching a Disney channel movie with bad guys in it:
"I know how to kick butts, this kind of butt,"
(Referring to, you know, a guys crotch)
he continues, "ooooow, that hurts so bad!"
Later, still watching the same movie:
"This is how big a black hole is,"
he draws a big circle with his arm in the air,
"This is the Earth,"
he draws an even bigger circle in the air,
"And this is the black hole, that is huge!"