Read me Write: Be warned I imply severe language here...

Dear flight attendant on our flight to Orlando,

I really was unimpressed with the way you treated me on my recent flight to FL with my family. I thought you were rude and thoughtless. I'm sure your job is stressful and that maybe you weren't having the best of days, but it would be nice if in the future you think things through clearly before subjecting someone, who is quite overwhelmed, to further burdon.

Please be kinder to others.

Sincerely,

The woman who really needed to empty her bladder

What I really meant:

This is to the MFB that said,

"Guy's I can't have five people on a row!!!"

F-YOU!!!!!

I HATE YOU!!!

I JUST NEEDED TO USE THE F-ING BATHROOM!!!

I NEEDED TO PEE!!!

WHAT THE H#@% WAS YOUR PROBLEM!!!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO!!!

I CAN'T STAND OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND WAIT, I CAN'T HAVE MY KIDS LEFT WITHOUT A PARENT TO KEEP THEM FROM RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE AISLE, I CAN'T SEEM TO GET TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES!!!! THE ONLY CHOICE IS FOR MY LITTLE BOYS TO SHARE THE WINDOW SEAT WHILE MY HUSBAND HOLDS MY DAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE SEAT AND I SIT IN THE AISLE SEAT AND WAIT FOR MY CHANCE TO GET UP TO THAT MF TOILET!!!!

WTF!!!!

SO YOU SAY YOU CAN'T HAVE FIVE PEOPLE IN A ROW, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BIG FAT GUYS THAT ARE SITTING THREE IN A ROW? YOU REALIZE THAT THEY EACH PROBABLY WEIGH 300 LBS WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY IN THESE THREE SEATS DON'T ADD UP TO WHAT THOSE GUYS WEIGH ALL TOGETHER!!!

WTF!!!

HELLO!!!

I HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!!!!

GO TO H*%&!!!!

WITH ALL THE RAGE I AM CURRENTLY CARRYING TOWARDS YOU,

THE WOMAN WHO JUST NEEDED A MINUTE TO GO PEE!!!

To those of you shocked by my rage, please note that it was a long flight and I really needed to go to the bathroom. (and I normally never use that sort of language, in fact I tend to cringe when I hear others do so. Not that I ever blame them if they are using it to express the sort of rage I just did.) I really think the flight attendant was just exercising what little power she has. And she happened to do so at an intolerable moment. It took every ounce of willpower I have for me to not totally throw a huge fit.

Now I look back and kinda laugh because it is now pretty funny to remember how mad I was at her.

:D

Don't worry Mom,

I am still a sweet and happy person.

And having written it all out I am over it.

:D

POST EDIT: I found out later, after I had calmed down considerably, that the flight attendant's concern was with there not being enough oxygen masks for five people. She wasn't concerned about out weight, LOL!!! Yes I laughed pretty hard about that.