I am a twenty seven year old Utah Mormon Mother of 3 and I don't own a mini van :(
How can I really claim to be a Utah Mormon Mom without a "Mormon Assault Vehicle?
Without a "Swagger Wagon"?
It's true though,
I do not yet own a 2011 Toyota Sienna.
When I do get my 2011 Toyota Sienna I will be rockin it Mormon Mommy style.
I'll drive my kids to soccer practice in my 2011 Toyota Sienna.
I'll drive my kids to school in my 2011 Toyota Sienna.
I'll drive all of the cub scouts on field trips to the grocery store or post office
in my 2011 Toyota Sienna.
I'll volunteer to drive the YW to girls camp,
they'll all fight over who gets to ride in my 2011 Toyota Sienna.
We'll blast the music of the Tabernacle choir.
We'll watch General Conference in the back seat on the way to church.
I'll stack my jello salads and casseroles in the cargo area, confident that they will not spill.
Yes, I will be the awesomest 2011 Toyota Sienna Mormon Mommy driver out there.
There is only one little tiny problem.
I don't make jello salad or casseroles....