I am pretty certain that I have a small group of guardian angels.
And I am also pretty sure that they don't like my shoes.
Especially in the winter time.
They don't like that I have tall boots,
although these boots do keep out the snow
They have absolutely no traction and no insulation.
They don't like that I have darlingly gorgeous pumps.
With high heels, and of course no traction
they are pretty much a death trap to wear when it is snowy.
I wear these kind of shoes to church every sunday.
And my guardian angels, I'll tell you what,
they make sure I make it to church safe and sound.
While sending me a message,
via small slips that bruise up my shins,
to stop wearing such stinkin shoes.
I of course remedy my bruised shins by covering them up.
Via tights, long dresses, or of course my tall boots.