Dear Darling,

I must admit I am a bit jealous of your latest love affair...

She is; 

brilliant

radient

fast

smart

good looking

full of good ideas

thin

sleek

fun to be with

a wonderful singer

excellent at taking care of just about everything

and she speaks multiple languages...

She is young and new and though she can be a bit temperamental,

she rarely lets you down... 

I simply pale in comparison..

But one thing is for sure,

I look a heck of a lot better with my "covers" off,

and I can love you back...

So please, please, please!!!

Could you just love me more than you love your IOS...

I Love to you my Dearest Darlingest....

Yours truly,

your wife.... 

;D